The gameplay is inexcusable this time around. Though I think the FPS issue is not the main problem at all. That can be patched or fixed with a port later on.
I do agree that the main story is good, though I actually went out to sell the game after I had to sit through two USA government mandated speeches where York shits on a black man and a child for daring to misgender a man with a penis who claims to be a woman, and the black priest selling HRT medication to said tranny. The store turned out to be closed so I actually powered through the rest of the game and the storyline does get a lot better.
Too bad Swery is not going to have a career after this because after all the preaching, York goes on to refer to the tranny as a man as well and also "deadnames" him which means he's gonna get cancelled sooner rather than later. I can see someone on resetera "outing" him as a sexual molester or something quite soon, as soon as some video calling out the deadnaming shows up on youtube I'd say.
All the black people in the game also have "offensive" accents lmao. (despite everyone having loud accents in the game.)
Here's my issue with the game. Yes the original DP had pretty bad gameplay, but that's only in the sense that the action sequences were a last minute addition dictated by the producers, so they came off as very bland and boring.
The game did give you tools to deal with that though, some weapons were hilariously overpowered and would get you through the action stages quite fast.
The meat of the 'gameplay' in the first game was actually exploring the town, having interactions with characters who would roam around town and give you different dialogue depending on where you met them, visiting their houses, doing side quests for them and what not. Each sidequest also had a tangible reward in terms of stronger weapons, faster cars, cosmetics (suits), or money.
The main collectable in the first game was silly trading cards.
In the sequel, everything that is outside of the main story (which basically just involves going to certain places to watch cutscenes and occasionally play an action sequence) is a complete grind with no purpose whatsoever. You can't enter people's houses, they don't roam around the town (just teleport around during loading screens), you barely get any dialogue out of them, and every sidequest is just a MMO-style grind for materials or a quest for one specific item that is found in the same way as the MMO style materials, just walking around the map with no rhyme or reason collecting little sparkly things on the ground.
It is mind numbing but it's aggravated by the fact that the only reward for these, are upgrades for your one gun or upgrades to your health and such, which serve no purpose whatsoever since the game has only one difficulty setting and it's so easy I never actually died once and completed every chapter with an S rank without trying. You don't get any funny character interactions either, nor do you get any more details about the story or the game world. Just grinding out a million fragments of something to make a slightly bigger thing that gives you a 1% stat increase which you won't ever need, because the game is piss easy.
The action sequences which were already shitty even got a downgrade in that at least the ones in DP1 were visually interesting. This time around all four of them are just recycled from the same assets over and over again, as you play through them with your one and only weapon. The action sequences in DP1 also had York collect clues through the level, while here he just divines the happenings out of magic halfway through the level. Not to mention every alternative gameplay segment like chase sequences and what not is gone.
While the FPS issues are obviously technical, the game design itself feels completely misguided because while I know that people liked the open world aspect of DP1, I don't think anyone wanted a focus on farming and crafting to replace character interactions and goofy scenes, especially if said crafting is ultimately completely pointless (because, again, the game plays itself. The different weapons in DP1 at least gave you different ways of navigating the levels, or made it easier to complete some of the harder challenges.)
DP1 had one minigame which was playing darts, which you only needed to play three times if you ever wanted to get 100% completion. DP2 has three different minigames, two of which (bowling and stone skipping) don't actually work properly due to said technical issues. Not only that but each of the three minigames is also a complete grind that you'll have to replay a dozen times and the rewards are, as usual, just more crafting items.
How do you get suits now? Well they are rewards for getting some hidden achievements. These achievements all involve grinding hundreds of enemies or materials of course.
I honestly don't understand what the fuck they could have been thinking with this, it is legitimately one of the worst games I have actually played and the people who claim that the original "was just as bad" and that "it's part of the charm" are completely delusional. Nothing in this game is worth shit it except for the main storyline, I wish they just made it into a movie game like D4, or at least ripped off the open world from DP1 as is.
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Ugh... He's completely given in to that bs.
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For clarification, the offensive part is that the tranny man character is revealed to be the lost son of the clarkson family in the game. Therefore he is referred to with his birth name, leonard clarkson, to reveal his affiliation with the family.
This is now unacceptable, because it violates the rights of a made up tranny character in fiction, so it must be rectified.
However, said tranny character uses heavy drugs to coerce his sister into chopping her own underage daughter to pieces with an axe while she's still alive. This is perfectly fine and acceptable, and doesen't need to be changed.
This is now unacceptable, because it violates the rights of a made up tranny character in fiction, so it must be rectified.
However, said tranny character uses heavy drugs to coerce his sister into chopping her own underage daughter to pieces with an axe while she's still alive. This is perfectly fine and acceptable, and doesen't need to be changed.
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wow.. we're sky high.. that shark we just jumped over is tiny.. we're so high right now (c)
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In other news Donkey Kong Country is finally playable so Nintentards have one less game to keep on crying about. I'm really starting to fucking hate nintenfags fo real mang. Nitnendo is a lot like Trump, I'll side with them only coz they're the least shit, but they're still fucking shit KEK!
The Marine base already has Deadly Premonition 2 coz they get every single Nintendo suckclusive. I would've bought it day 1 coz it's open world & horror & shit but that Ameicanized Tranny appeasement bullshit is a hard pass for me. Damn am I glad, that I never listen to you losers anyway. I remember back when this site was actually populated, I get dumb motherfuckers trying to force Deadly Premonition on me by the 100s, simply coz I like Killer7. As though the two games had anything in common at all. They don't. I'm glad that I stuck to my guns and I never gave that Swery retard a single dime.
How the fuck is he siimlar to Suda51 or Killer7? Killer7 was actually political, discussing about the potential war with China and how China will cause allies to in-fight with each other before they attack and how Japan influences the American vote through the education system. That's not true in real life in the slightest, but it's actually true if you replace Japan with China, LOL!
That weird cancel culture & unpersoning that we have now, it came from China. Look up the case of a Chinese MMA being unpersoned in China coz he refuses to throw a fight to China's geeky ass martial artists. (It's why I love being Jap, we're all about manly ass grappling, wrestling, judo. Although my asian side is mostly ethnically Chinese. Not like it fucking matters. Chinese people don't think of me as Chinese. Japs actually do consider me as one of their own.)
I don't know how the fuck that's similar to DP's "HOLY FAWK MANG, DATS A GUD CUP OF FAWKING COFFFEEE!"
How can you be in the top 10 most populated countries of the world but also be the least populated if you listen to American Political Mythology.
I'm actually getting harassed by trannies for the Hana thread at this board. Calling me an incel for shit that I didn't even say. Claiming that I'm into Asian women coz they're submissive when you actually read my fucking quote. I said that weebs are into that. Fuck Trannies mang, bullying everybody. On top of that, How come I'm not allowed to be attracted to my own race, even though I'm actually not. Even in that Hana thread, I actually said most Japanese women are ugly.
I ain't gonna dig up the quote but I did say it, but no matter what. Trannies are always misrepresenting everything I say to portray me as a White incel when I even use my fucking face as my fuckinfg avatar for fucks sake. DOes that look like a fucking White guy to you! THE FUCK is wrong with these people!?
Yo mang, only in the internet where someone can look like me, and get repeatedly labeled as a virgin, by actual virgin tranny nerds. Sucks to be them, the only thing they have is their little fantasy internet lives that they force on all of us through twitter bullying. I can't even exist online anymore coz I'm constantly banned for simply existing. They want to try to act like how that's what their lives were like back when trannies were laughed out of the public square but it's really not the same at all.
Ima bout to film a diss video, just bantzing on these faggots. Just to show how retarded it is that little pussies like that Vall-halla faggot think they can dunk on me. Ima wear my black corona mask exported directly from South Korea too, where I look like a SNK badass, like that Ninja from King of Fighters 95. (I forget his name. He's from Art of Fighting.)
I ain't no motherfucking act. I type on forums, exactly how I speak and I sound intimidating as fuck when you hear me actually speaking.
I'm getting sick & tired of being bullied by losers.
I'm being bullied by people that I could easily beat the fuck out of. The problem is the motherfuckers who own social media are corny faggy white bois who masturbate to tranny porn anyway. So of course they're going to have a problem with me coz I just don't give a fuck.
Fuck internet. I don't really go on it any more. For the same exact reasons that Laura Southern claims, and she's saying the same exact shit that I've been saying but she's getting massively downvoted byt he Alt right, which is crazy to me. Laura did what the Alt right wanted her to do, she made White babies but because she claims that the world has a lot of nuance and that the culture war is being perpetuated by people with no-lives who are on internet 24/7, they hate her for it.
I'm actually proud of her that she finally fucking grew up. Once she had her child, she finally understood what real life is and saw the modern internet for what it is, fake shit being pushed by corporations.
She also pointed out that some people just want to be angry or scared all the time, and they're addicted to it. All of these statements are true. Any motherfucker who's actually mature could easily piece that together but it's as she says, if you're online 24/7, you'll most likely think that reality is what's depicted on internet.
It's weird though, coz 10 years ago everyone knew that the internet is fake or extremely exaggerated.
The Marine base already has Deadly Premonition 2 coz they get every single Nintendo suckclusive. I would've bought it day 1 coz it's open world & horror & shit but that Ameicanized Tranny appeasement bullshit is a hard pass for me. Damn am I glad, that I never listen to you losers anyway. I remember back when this site was actually populated, I get dumb motherfuckers trying to force Deadly Premonition on me by the 100s, simply coz I like Killer7. As though the two games had anything in common at all. They don't. I'm glad that I stuck to my guns and I never gave that Swery retard a single dime.
How the fuck is he siimlar to Suda51 or Killer7? Killer7 was actually political, discussing about the potential war with China and how China will cause allies to in-fight with each other before they attack and how Japan influences the American vote through the education system. That's not true in real life in the slightest, but it's actually true if you replace Japan with China, LOL!
That weird cancel culture & unpersoning that we have now, it came from China. Look up the case of a Chinese MMA being unpersoned in China coz he refuses to throw a fight to China's geeky ass martial artists. (It's why I love being Jap, we're all about manly ass grappling, wrestling, judo. Although my asian side is mostly ethnically Chinese. Not like it fucking matters. Chinese people don't think of me as Chinese. Japs actually do consider me as one of their own.)
I don't know how the fuck that's similar to DP's "HOLY FAWK MANG, DATS A GUD CUP OF FAWKING COFFFEEE!"
I told y'all motherfuckers that Swery ain't Japanese back at the other forum.Ugh... He's completely given in to that bs.
While Japs generally aren't rude to homeless people, that may have changed recently due to all of this crazy pushback from Americans lately. I even hear talk that NJPW is planning to buy out Stardom just so Westerners can finally shut the fuck up about how NJPW has no women's wrestlers, lol. The West is so ass backwards. Instead of worrying about the economy or sovereign rights, they cry about socieites who still practice traditionalism.
Damn though Swery sounds like a hardcore faggot. From his dumb tranny game to his American-lefty sounding socialist leanings that I detect from his posts. Dude should just move out of Japan and become a full blown American, he could be at home with George Takei and other faggots like him. (Takei always blames Japanese internment camps on the Republican party, when it was a Democratic potus who sent that little faggot into camps, lol. My Grandpa was in the USA during that time, he didn't get sent into a camp but he's Military Army G.I and proved his loyalty to the USA.)
I ain't too shocked that Suda & Swery like Enis either, aren't both of those creators nothing but style over substance anyway? The boys show actually is good though, coz it's nothing like the comic.
I think the only Jap game twitter I like is Hideki Kamiya's coz all he does is insult other peoples' moms and talks trash to everybody. It also helps that unlike Suda & Swery, Kamiya actually makes good games with deep mechanics& rulesets.
LOL even back then I was talking bout Stardom & Hana. I have a shit ton of content to post about that whole Hana subject but I won't. I'll just do it through the blog. I'm sick & tired of how everything on internet devolves into American political mythology such as how Japan is supposedly dying out with their 126 million population meanwhile similar sized countries such as Sweden only have 10 million people but no one says shit. You know why? Coz American media loves Sweden's cuck politics but they hate Japan's typical Asian hardman style.Oct 27, 2019#5
I wouldn't trust what Swery says. IMO I think he's had his mind turned into mush by hanging out with English speaking Twatter & Facefuck a little too much. It's similar to what Metal Gear Solid 5 was saying about how language is culture & even the langauges you speak forcefeed to you narratives that you otherwise would've never paid any relevance to had you not spoken or understood that language. Swery doesn't come off as very Japanese in his posts. Kamiya does. The Japanese shy away from political posturing and do not pretend to understand how their government thinks or what they should do, Swery doesn't coz he's too influenced by his social media so he comes off like a typical American Liberal, talking out of their ass relying on emotional sensationalism.
He's most likely acting like it's a bigger problem than it actually is.
Japan doesn't really have a homeless issue, so the number of people they rejected may be relatively small. Japan has always been a country that's structured around the worth of a man, being through his ability to provide. This is why so many of them commit suicide after losing their jobs. It's a carry over from the Sengoku era, back when Samurai would rather kill themselves, rather than live with the shame of serving another lord.
It's similar to when I see videos & or photos of Japanese establishments for denying non-Japanese people entry and then people trying to link that to American style racism, when in reality those same establishments in Japan do accept non-Japanese people, but they expect you to speak & read Japanese. When Japanese establishments say no tattoos or no non-Japanese, what they're doing is trying to lessen the chances of criminals congregating within their stores since most of Japan's criminals actually don't speak Japanese, LOL!
There's a side of the story that's not being explored, & Swery is slanting the truth in a way that would get the most reaction from Non-Japanese people, coz most non-Japanese don't live in Japan, nor understand Japanese society all that well. They judge Japan with their Western mentality, forgetting that different cultures, are actually different. Unlike the whole forced diversity quota nonsense that goes on in the USA, where the only thing different about you, is your skin color, but otherwise they all think & act the same way.
How can you be in the top 10 most populated countries of the world but also be the least populated if you listen to American Political Mythology.
I'm actually getting harassed by trannies for the Hana thread at this board. Calling me an incel for shit that I didn't even say. Claiming that I'm into Asian women coz they're submissive when you actually read my fucking quote. I said that weebs are into that. Fuck Trannies mang, bullying everybody. On top of that, How come I'm not allowed to be attracted to my own race, even though I'm actually not. Even in that Hana thread, I actually said most Japanese women are ugly.
I ain't gonna dig up the quote but I did say it, but no matter what. Trannies are always misrepresenting everything I say to portray me as a White incel when I even use my fucking face as my fuckinfg avatar for fucks sake. DOes that look like a fucking White guy to you! THE FUCK is wrong with these people!?
Yo mang, only in the internet where someone can look like me, and get repeatedly labeled as a virgin, by actual virgin tranny nerds. Sucks to be them, the only thing they have is their little fantasy internet lives that they force on all of us through twitter bullying. I can't even exist online anymore coz I'm constantly banned for simply existing. They want to try to act like how that's what their lives were like back when trannies were laughed out of the public square but it's really not the same at all.
Ima bout to film a diss video, just bantzing on these faggots. Just to show how retarded it is that little pussies like that Vall-halla faggot think they can dunk on me. Ima wear my black corona mask exported directly from South Korea too, where I look like a SNK badass, like that Ninja from King of Fighters 95. (I forget his name. He's from Art of Fighting.)
I ain't no motherfucking act. I type on forums, exactly how I speak and I sound intimidating as fuck when you hear me actually speaking.
I'm getting sick & tired of being bullied by losers.
I'm being bullied by people that I could easily beat the fuck out of. The problem is the motherfuckers who own social media are corny faggy white bois who masturbate to tranny porn anyway. So of course they're going to have a problem with me coz I just don't give a fuck.
Fuck internet. I don't really go on it any more. For the same exact reasons that Laura Southern claims, and she's saying the same exact shit that I've been saying but she's getting massively downvoted byt he Alt right, which is crazy to me. Laura did what the Alt right wanted her to do, she made White babies but because she claims that the world has a lot of nuance and that the culture war is being perpetuated by people with no-lives who are on internet 24/7, they hate her for it.
I'm actually proud of her that she finally fucking grew up. Once she had her child, she finally understood what real life is and saw the modern internet for what it is, fake shit being pushed by corporations.
She also pointed out that some people just want to be angry or scared all the time, and they're addicted to it. All of these statements are true. Any motherfucker who's actually mature could easily piece that together but it's as she says, if you're online 24/7, you'll most likely think that reality is what's depicted on internet.
It's weird though, coz 10 years ago everyone knew that the internet is fake or extremely exaggerated.
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Va11 Hall-a Faggot: He's such a Chad. I bet he fucks an Asian bitch every night.
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Va11 Hall-a Faggot: He's such a Chad. I bet he fucks an Asian bitch every night.
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I'm amazed you actually have to state that. It's something I always just took for granted lol.Jizzlane is part of the Clinton crime family. The entire Epstein operation is a pedo-ring. Trump is part of the Bibi Netayahu crime family & sex-wise just does business with female escorts, which falls under pimping.
That's the reality of the world, we ain't go nothing but gangsters in the government of every single country.
That's where the whole mafioso mindset where the crime family is just an alternative to government, where the lower level operatives who get their hands dirty are considered soldiers who act in the line of duty. Mafia families are just as corrupt as every other syndicate running the government and global industries.
I mean holy shit that's actually what the silver case and Killer7 were going for with the multitude of fictional political parties in those games carrying out assassinations through middlemen hired by other middlemen hired by other middlemen lol.
I sometimes forget that I live in a world of absolute morons that actually believe what politicians say at face value.
I honestly never got the hype behind the donkey kong country games. I played all three and I thought they were quite boring. I don't like the level design at all, nor do I think it's even comparable to any mario game.In other news Donkey Kong Country is finally playable so Nintentards have one less game to keep on crying about. I'm really starting to fucking hate nintenfags fo real mang. Nitnendo is a lot like Trump, I'll side with them only coz they're the least shit, but they're still fucking shit KEK!
I get the graphics were a big deal at the time but they actually make the game confusing to me at times, as in, I don't actually know for sure where I will connect to a platform.
I never played the modern ones, though I did hear good things about them. DK64 was boring too lol.
I remember getting some shit for raccomending DP back in the day, though I don't think I've ever said it's similar to Killer7. I do remember saying that the intro to D4 reminded me of Flower Sun and Rain though.The Marine base already has Deadly Premonition 2 coz they get every single Nintendo suckclusive. I would've bought it day 1 coz it's open world & horror & shit but that Ameicanized Tranny appeasement bullshit is a hard pass for me. Damn am I glad, that I never listen to you losers anyway. I remember back when this site was actually populated, I get dumb motherfuckers trying to force Deadly Premonition on me by the 100s, simply coz I like Killer7. As though the two games had anything in common at all. They don't. I'm glad that I stuck to my guns and I never gave that Swery retard a single dime.
I just meant it on an aesthetic level though.
I don't think Swery and Suda are similar at all. I don't even think Swery is trying to be profound or anything. He just liked to make these goofy, occasionally slightly creepy adventures with "quirky" characters.
I liked his first three games, Spy Fiction, Deadly Premonition and D4. I think making D4 into a slightly more involved moviegame was the right choice.
I didn't like the missing at all, though it's not because of the tranny (DP1 had a tranny as well, I think swery just has a fetish for transvestites lol. He is in his 50s and still unmarried) but it's mostly because the game was so slow and the puzzles were pretty uninspired, I'm pretty sure I unintentionally broke a few of them just because the physics are so wonky. I think I played about half of that game, then I turned it off.
I still stand by my words that DP is good for what it is. The combat is pretty shit but again, that's about 20% of the actual game and you can easily trivialize it. As a goofy twin peaks clone (that does however lack the depth of twin peaks) where you can explore a town and do all sorts of dumb shit, it's perfectly fine.
Everything about DP2 outside of the main storyline is awful on any metric imaginable. Again I don't know who the fuck thought it was a good idea to turn all side content into a grind for better stats, as if it were an RPG lol. Stats don't matter at all because there's a total of three combat scenarios in the game and they play themselves even with base stats.
It's fucking crazy but other than that, the more I think about it the more I'm not sure I like the main storyline either. I like that it got way darker and moodier than anything else swery made, but the more I think about it the more a lot of stuff didn't make any sense at all. I'm guessing the project must have been mismanaged because some plot points are just dropped out of nowhere, like I remember in chapter 3 going around fixing water pumps but then the game derails into a completely different direction and whatever I did is never brought up again. During one chapter, Zach makes a big deal about "sanctuaries" that are clearly part of his delusions or madness, but even that's never brought up again either.
I thought it was funny how York would preach to everyone about trans rights (even equating the trans rights movement to the civil rights movement and claiming that his negro slave should be more understanding because his people have gone through the same thing lol.) but then he was mean as shit to the actual tranny, calling him a crazy man and all sorts of shit. All of that is getting cut out though, because noone is allowed to be mean to a character who drugged up his family members to convince them to torture and kill other family members.
The tranny man actually fucks his own sister, concieves a child with her, then poisons her through the course of 8 years until she becomes a morbidly obese retard woman with the mind of a child, then he makes her other sister chop her own daughter to pieces with an axe while she's still alive. She then instructs her negro slave (all blacks in the game are jigaboo caricatures lol.) to murder said sister while she's in police custody, and defile her body. He also instructs her negro slave to rape the obese retard from before.
So all this content is acceptable, but people being slightly mean to the tranny man who is behind it all isn't, while everyone claps and cheers and busts a nut because the world is now a safer place.
You're right, americans are just mentally ill.
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Nintendo domination is on
Waas waiting for super Mario 64 remake but wasn't shown
Waas waiting for super Mario 64 remake but wasn't shown
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I was just about to post this lmao
I'm very excited for both, SMT3 will likely have some basic QOL updates (I hope they don't make it too easy though) and I'm glad SMT5 seems to be a direct sequel from 3
I liked 4 and 4A (the latter more than the former) but they felt like side stories, the overall universe didn't really advance past 3. SMT5 seems to pick up after the true demon ending of SMT3, with Lucifer having won the celestial war against the great will / axiom, I suspect it will just end up being law/neutral/chaos again under different names but I'm still more interested in this than any other upcoming game
By the way Cpt Jack, give me your friend code I'll add you to my switch, I have no friends whatsoever lmao
(to be fair I only played DP2 for now. I plan on getting astral chain and super mario odyssey soon and I already have animal crossing but I haven't properly started it yet. What are some more switch games you'd raccomend outside of the obvious?)
I'm very excited for both, SMT3 will likely have some basic QOL updates (I hope they don't make it too easy though) and I'm glad SMT5 seems to be a direct sequel from 3
I liked 4 and 4A (the latter more than the former) but they felt like side stories, the overall universe didn't really advance past 3. SMT5 seems to pick up after the true demon ending of SMT3, with Lucifer having won the celestial war against the great will / axiom, I suspect it will just end up being law/neutral/chaos again under different names but I'm still more interested in this than any other upcoming game
By the way Cpt Jack, give me your friend code I'll add you to my switch, I have no friends whatsoever lmao
(to be fair I only played DP2 for now. I plan on getting astral chain and super mario odyssey soon and I already have animal crossing but I haven't properly started it yet. What are some more switch games you'd raccomend outside of the obvious?)
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Just type my name in the search "U Mad Bro?"
By the way Cpt Jack, give me your friend code I'll add you to my switch, I have no friends whatsoever lmao
(to be fair I only played DP2 for now. I plan on getting astral chain and super mario odyssey soon and I already have animal crossing but I haven't properly started it yet. What are some more switch games you'd raccomend outside of the obvious?)
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I'll post it publicly. Peeps can't troll me on Switch online anyway, no messaging.
I really miss just bossing people around & forming gangs on PS4, sending agggressive voice mail & shit.
I have 50ish fwends on Switch, which is way more than what most people have on the Switch. Switch only allows you to have 300 friends. Don't you know Zero93? I thought I would've gotten up to 200 coz I shot up by 100+ on PSN within one year of seriously playing online games, but Switch really isn't the same type of environment at all. Most of the people you play against on the Switch, are actually Pc gamers & PS4.
Every physical game I own is a Nintendo game, except for Friday the 13th. I don't have anything unique though.I haven't properly started it yet. What are some more switch games you'd raccomend outside of the obvious?)
It's jsut Smash Bros, Zelda BOTW, Xenoblade 1, Xenoblade 2, Xenoblade 2 Torna, & Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3.
I plan to get the Mario 3d collection, & Metroid Prime collection when they finally get anounced & BoTW 2, and the next Xenoblade and the next Fire Emblem. My fave Switch exclusive games so far are Smash Bros & Xenoblade 2. XB DE is good too, but you can clearly tell that it's an oldass game from a decade ago. It reminds me of Final Faggotry 12, but darker & edgier. You're fighting against a Terminator army. XB2's apocalyptic scenario was more like an Environmentalist threat, because you're trying to search for Elysium before all of the Titans die out.
What I found so damn poetic is how all the titans die out anyway, but they form Pangaea, revealing that XB2 is actually Earth.
Streets of Rage 4 is really good, and prob in my top 5, but that's multiplatform.
I still don't give a shit. Sure I'll buy it coz it's a Nintendo exclusive, but who fucking cares? When Xenoblade exists, and those games have way better gameplay and story than any SMT has ever had. SMT has Wizardry for babies' gameplay, & this little kid's comprehension of religion. The entirety of XB2's plot plays out like an interpretation of religion, but a mature minded one, that doesn't mindlessly lash out at the creator. One thing that made XB2 really unique to me is that by the time you get to the final boss, you're already much stronger than him, but your dogmatic paths clash so much that you're left with no choice but to continue fighting coz the final boss ceases to have an existance worth living for if he just gives up now.SMT5 seems to pick up after the true demon ending of SMT3, with Lucifer having won the celestial war against the great will / axiom, I suspect it will just end up being law/neutral/chaos again under different names but I'm still more interested in this than any other upcoming game
I like how the last 2 or 3 chapters, the entire Torna group are all trying to get you to talk some sense into Malos. It's unique to me, because most Jrpgs usually have EMO last bosses, but XB2's final boss is a Chad, who controls a Xenogear, lol.
That's another thing that was cool as hell. In the final 2 or 3 rooms of XB2, the game suddenly turns into Xenoblade 1 and the battle music is just the common battle music from XB1, but it sounds so epic in XB2, since XB2's music is mostly Jrock.
XB's gameplay is like a MMO, but since you can't pause the game during battles, you have to plan everything out ahead of time and rely on quick reflexs to punch in the attacks to keep the combo going. XB1 is much easier, since they actually tell you which attacks keep the combo going through an exclamation mark. XB1 also has no relex-based inputs at all wheres the entirety of XB2's combo wants you to punch buttons through a rhythmtic beat, whcih is why some people deride XB2 as a Dance Dance revolution game.
XB2's combat is more than just the rhythm though. You're also managing the meters & keeping track of what your allies do so you can better synergize with them.
SMTV hero looks like a fucking girl. Switch is turning into a Jrpg system, coz damn near every game I own is a Jrpg. It's all the same series though, Xenoblade. Mofukka you missing out, constantly ignoring that shit.
I fucking hate Jrpgs, but I really like Xenoblade coz it doesn't really play like typical Jrpgs. Well XB2 doesn't anyway. XB1 is similar to FF 12, but you control a guy who's trying to avenge his bitch's death, but along the way he prevents the deaths of several people after his foresight showed to him their grisly end. He tries his best to change the future, because that's how traumatized he became after his bitch was killed & eater, lol. I like XB2 coz the entire game feels like a party, reminded me of Justin & friends with Grandia 1. Then when finally get to the last two chapters, Xenovalde 2 suddenly becomes grim as fuck and turns into Xenogears, lol.
Xenovlade 1, I feel like I'm playing a game version of the Neverending Story or The Dark Crystal.
Future Connected actually seems to continue off from where Torna's engine left off. It's funny how fucking ugly the normal XB1 looks, and how nice looking the gfx are for the new Future connected sotry.
Donkey Kong Country kicks ass. Fuck you. It's basically Super Mario hard mode. Even as an Adult, you have to think to play through those games. Least that's the case with Returns & Tropical Freeze. There's not a single bad game in the series. (Not inclusing 64.) I just siad that I fucking hate Nintendo fans. Last time, Nintendo fags were complaining about Wild Guns coz it wasn't Donkey Kong. Today's nintendo direct is also massively downvoted due to nintenfags.I honestly never got the hype behind the donkey kong country games. I played all three and I thought they were quite boring. I don't like the level design at all, nor do I think it's even comparable to any mario game.
I get the graphics were a big deal at the time but they actually make the game confusing to me at times, as in, I don't actually know for sure where I will connect to a platform.
I never played the modern ones, though I did hear good things about them. DK64 was boring too lol.
Nintendo fans are the most retarded assholes ever. They love playing the same fucking game over & over & over & over & over & over & over. No wonder why so many people stereotype Nintendo that way, when Nintendo's actual games aren't actually copycats of each other.
Inoki Stomps Fools!
Va11 Hall-a Faggot: He's such a Chad. I bet he fucks an Asian bitch every night.
CapN Jack: Who the fuk These moFuggaz? :lol:
Va11 Hall-a Faggot: He's such a Chad. I bet he fucks an Asian bitch every night.
CapN Jack: Who the fuk These moFuggaz? :lol: