Switch direct launched. I just reached the part where they announced Duskbloods. I'll be back later after I roam the internet to watch what I expect to be absolute METLDOWNS from Sony fanboys for what is essentially Bloodborne 2 exclusive to the Nintendo Switch 2.
When the guy says "This can't be exclusive right?* Shuhei Yoshida was speechless.
The salt
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Re: NintenDOMINATION
Nice read at gaf lol
Lmao Nintendo breaks the internet lol. I love everything but prices super high now I am feeeling just as living in a third world country lol
Not pointing fingers you know is thanks to orange mang
Lmao Nintendo breaks the internet lol. I love everything but prices super high now I am feeeling just as living in a third world country lol
Not pointing fingers you know is thanks to orange mang
Re: NintenDOMINATION
I was hype during the direct then I was like fuck no when I saw how huge the Nintendo tax is. $90 for a fucking game? A fucking Kirby port with dlc is $80. Sure I paid over 100 for Unicorn Overlord but that was the premium edition that came with a card game, art books, music cds and all sorts of swag. It was not the standard retail price.
I was hype for Dustblood, until I found out it was just a multiplayer game.
Kax DaRealEvul told me a day before the direct that Bloodborne was going to be a Switch 2 exclusive.
I was like "Fuck that gay ass faek internet news", who would've thought that it was actually right? It's Bloodborne in everything but name.
Switch 2 had a lot of good games that they showed. Mario Kart World is basically the pitch that I think I had in this thread, when I said that a new Mario Odyssey should let you ride a Mario Kart to get to a new stage as if it were a GTA game. If these games were $60, I'd get Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bonanza & Dustblood on day 1. Of course Metroid Prime 4, but I'm already getting that on Switch since I'm not sure if I'll ever buy a Switch 2. I'll mostly get those games from an old friend of ours, Captain Jack Sparrow.
The new Daemon X Machina could've interested me, if Fromsoft didn't revive Armored Core and turned into a pure action game.
This Direct would've been one of the best ones I've seen in years, until you find out how overpriced all of the software & accessories are.
The games aren't even stored on game cards any more. It uses a system similar to PS4 & PS5 where your games are basically useless frisbees that function as a security check.
Switch 2 cost as much as a base PS5, but it's barely as strong as a PS4 lol.
Switch 2 games retail at $70 but Big Name Brand games retail at $80-90.
I still have never bought a single game at $70 and I'm not starting now.
("Yeah because you'll just buy them for $80", nope not that either fuck that.)
LOL they buying Yakuza 0 for $70 when you can buy that game for $5 on Steam & PS5, and have much better performance and graphics. Switch 2 being portable is no longer an argument because StreamDeck is also portable.
I recently bought a 1 tb Microsd only to find out that it won't be compatible with Switch 2 lol.
Fuck Nintendo, they turned out to be even more greedy than Soyny Gaystation & Microdik Suckbox.
PS5 is actually a steal once you get over the price of the system because most PS5 games are dirt cheap.
Well most of the real games that people would actually want to play. Their first party shit is $70+ but only fucking casuals who play games just to watch the cutscenes are into that.
Plus on Playstation, I can finally play games that I've been missing for years like Timesplitters Future Perfect & 2, & Rogue Galaxy. All of them are just as good as I remember.
I was planning to sell the PS5 slim to get a Switch 2 but then the absurd price of the games (which will never go down in price.) made me decide against that. At least the PS5 makes a pretty good blu ray player since it has no games, but honestly most of the games I would want aren't even on Switch like Ninja Gaiden 4 & Virtua Fighter 6 and they won't be on Switch 2 since Switch 2 is basically just ps4 hardware. There's a reason why Switch 2 is only getting Final Fantasy Remake but not Rebirth. Not that you'd want either game, since they're boring grindy bullshit. I don't blame ff fans for hating action games so much when their main exposure to 'action' games is bullshit like Rebirth & Remake.
Sure it's a good game, but it's not Contra and that's what I think of SaGa 2, not a real Saga gaem.
SaGa 2 is just lucky that every Saga made after it is even worse. (Unlimited, Scarlet, Emerald,)
For some reason only their remakes are good these days like Minstrel Song & Romancing Saga 2.
Tomadachi Life was fun as a $40, but I ain't paying $60 for that, just like how I ain't paying $80-90 for switch 2 games. (I might pay $70 for the Donkey Kong game.) It's nice to see that my intuition always guides me in the right direction, I suddenly jumped ship to gaystation 5 back in December where most of its $70 catalog actually only cost about $5-$30 if you buy gaystation games from Amazon or just wait for a digital sale. Even Final Faggotry Rebirth can be bought for like $5 on PS5 and it just came out last year.
I didn't want to return to this goddamn thread, 3 years ago part-nah, I basically just did what I did in that thread
viewtopic.php?t=354
Where I'm just chilling, talking bout what ima bout to do with the expectation that the person reading it would reply, only to get hit with some crazy bullshit about "You betrayed me!" and "I'm just trying to save you!"
Wtf is that? All of that shit sounded unhinged to me. Need to remember, I'm banned from most of the internet anyway so I don't bother to pay attention, understand or even notice what the current over socialized hyperreality is of modern internet. Made me swear off internet for nearly 3 years. Internet sucks ass now, but at least these days there's more & more people now who are aware that Internet Left & Right wingers are annoying as shit and need to be gulagged.
Mr X, well he told me not to say his name so I'll just call him Reducto. Well Reducto for some reason misread one of my posts where he thinks that I'm siding with Commie Chinese over America when if you actually read the context of the post (I don't have it.)
I was actually saying that when given a choice between the Left wing USA vs CCP China, that I'd rather side with the CCP because CCP's rules are less retarded. CCP are hardline jingoists so it's much easier to understand what you're not allowed to say unlike with OpenSociety USA where they just make up new sjw rules every other week which leads to retarded Lefty vs Lefty violence where Leftys are burning the Tesla cars that are mainly driven by other Leftys. When faced with that insanity, of course most people would choose CCP. You're much less likely to suffer from friendly fire by the CCP than you would by whatever remains of the USA Open Society faction. (These losers mostly just ran away back to Europe, continent of the cucks and these EU fucks are doing their best to try and police Japan's culture, hoping for a repeat of what they did to the USA.)
No I'm not a fucking lefty, but nobody sane ever believed that anyway. It's only this retarded site that thought that. Although it did lead to lots of funny convos with actual Lefties who told me straight up that none of those rumors about me sounded believable anyway.
When you live in an Ultra Left state like I do (The only one that Trump was not close to flipping at all.), it's actually common to try and blend in with the other leftys. That's just common sense, look at what these crazy Leftys do to their fellow Leftys that drive Teslas. Now imagine what they'd do to you if they find out that you're not a lefty.
That's what I was talking about motherfucker, but for some reason this Reducto guy always assumes that I'm talking about internet bullshit, and has a hard time comprehending that I'm referring to real world geopolitics that I have to navigate through in real life just due to the location of where I live.
Even Kax claims that he also just tries to blend in when he's around Antifa fags in California, and we all know he's not a lefty. He's just fucking cray cray lol.
one of those Sphere pics I poasted that triggered the fuck out of this forum so much was actually a picture of Ella Freya. (If only I didn't feel forced into deleting them pics, because it'd be funnier now in 2025 seeing the Ella pic that pissed off this website so much, when Ella is basically world famous these days but idiots around here were mad as fuck at seeing Ella.) I used to be extremely extroverted until going though some dumbass bullshit with this site, to where I learned it's better to just shut the fuck up when you're around introverts who don't understand extroverted people don't expect you to over analyze every fucking word you say. We're merely trying to keep the conversation flowing and I'm an ENTP at that, which is a person who will assume roles just to keep the conversation going. Fuck I try talking about Prison economics because I think I'm relating only for the fuckheads around here to make rumors about me (because they don't understand what I'm saying, and seem to think that I'm being literal when I'm using prison slang.) which of course didn't go anywhere, because I don't pay attention to the over socialized bullshit that goes on in the internet.
It's just note to myself, you have to behave in a completely different way when around introverts because they have a tendency to overthink and don't understand that the only thing that extroverts care about is maintaining energy, keeping the convo flowing. This is a problem though because the more you speak, the higher the likelihood that introverts will take you out of context because they're not really paying attention to the in the moment details of the convo. Nah, these faggy bastards are out here overanalyzing some shit that you said months or years ago that you don't even fucking remember lol. The average person doesn't remember the details of interactions from yesterday but introverted fucks expect you to remember chronology from months to years ago, and even then what you said, is devoid of any context and instead replaced with their interpretation of their over analyzation.
That shit is annoying, because I end up having to talk about shit that I wasn't even talking about but since words have completely different meaning depending on the context, the meaning of what I say gets lost in translation. Not due to language barriers, but simply due to the differences that extroverted & introverted people process events, details, & words.
Before fucks get triggered again, this time both of the pics are Ella but one of them is a repost from 3 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/@EraNyan
I said nothing, because Ella wasn't known outside of Japan at the time, although it's ironic that she eventually became somewhat famous outside of Japan after RE4 Demake came out because cap hired her to be Ash.
Capcom actually shilled both Ella (a woman) & the transformer, and I knew in advance that Japan would start doing that because Ella was already popular in Japan, & the other fucker kindsa resembles some Jap historical figures.
It has nothing to do with woke at all, but you can't explain that since both sides of political internet are imo performative and seem to just want to be angered by something that goes against their gospel or at least appears that way.
Ella is extremely racist against White guys lol. (that's sad, hating your own kind.)
She's basically like a younger zoomer version of what I always said "I'd only consider a huwite woman above the station of a pet if they become Japanese." I dunno I said something like that in the old forums.
Sure I don't think like that anymore, mainly because I hate modern Japan and their love for Korean & Modern American bullshit.
It seems that the Jap Boomers alone, are the only group actually trying to keep Japan alive, but it's a lost cause once they're gone in a few years because the avg Millennial Jap is an historically ignorant & cultureless bugman. They brag about being raised by feminists LOL! China doesn't even need to enact revenge on them, because Japs will die out of their own accord due to the faggy useless excuses for men that comprise the Jap Millennial & Zoomer youth.
BTW I'm enjoying Xenoblade X. I wasn't it expecting to to be so damn good. It's one of the best openworlds I've ever seen and its funny to me how these are the same guys who also made BOTW but XCX's openworld isn't copy and pasted maps like BOTW is.
What the fuck happened with Xenoblade 2 & 3? (IMO 3 is the worst. It's like the opposite of 2 where 2 starts out as shit, but finally gets good at the end of the game. 3 starts out good, but then suddenly turns to shit after the Execution scene near the end of the game.)
How are they so much worse than X when X was already Xenoblade, but PERFECTED? About the only con of X is that the story is no longer a focus like it is in 1,2, & 3 but so what? X is a much better game due to it. The XC1 remake should've been remade with X's battle system since X is just a refined version of XC1 combat. X is a damn masterpiece. It's basically like a Battlestar Galatica Stargate version of Final Fantasy 12.
I love how everyone uses guns, and it feels badass to just gang up on alien life and just gun them down.
You can even play as Motoko Kusanagi's English voice actress, so I made my character look like Motoko with long hair.
(Or basically my Miyabi Kagura Holographic Sentient AI character.
)
I made Frye look like Batou.
I tried going for the Terminator look but I'm lacking a motorcycle jacket.
LOL Alien thongs
If you ever pondered what's actually going on in American Military bases, XCX does a damn good job of showing to you what it's like. Where they basically have makeshift town centers that resemble USA suburbs.
While in the background you have officers commanding enlisted to do missions within the culture that they're stationed at. XCX mixes several styles of military bases so you see them doing everything from establishing supply lines, reconnaissance intel gathering, and (if it's like base in the middle east or some other shit hole.) missions where they kill or subdue the local populace to establish perimeters.
I was actually wondering why I even bother keeping the Switch around since I don't even like most of the faggy games on the system (Fire Emblem, Metroid & Xenoblade are the only ones I give a shit about and imo all 3 of them would be way more popular if they were on Steam or Gaystation), but XCX reminded me why.
I love this Sci Fi Gnostic Biblical shit, and this time in XCX, its story is basically modeled after Ghost in the Shell and even has her actress as one of the mains that you can choose.
What I find funny about Xenoblade 3, is that game's plot is centered around modern era Prison Planet Alex Jones type of gnosticism but most of the English Fan base don't seem to know that.
It's pretty obvious because the main conflict of XC3 is about people who live in The Eternal Now, AKA people whose lives are completely governed by The Current Thing.
Xenoblade might be the one game that could convince me to get a Switch 2, if a new XC played like XCX anyway.
I just don't understand how you could from a game that's near perfect but then devolve it into whatever the fuck XC2 & 3 are. I didn't even like the original Xenoblade but XCX is a much more refined version of XCX in practically every aspect except for maybe characters since all of XCX's characters seem generic so far except for Elma.
I mained Elma in Xenoblade 2, and she came off like Dante from Devil May Cry in that game. She was so damn OP.
I need to rebuy the Xeno series again, since I sold every single one of them. (I hate the English fanbase.)
At most I should at least rebuy the original Xenoblade since it's the most replayable. XB1 is similar to Final Fantasty 7 in that the story is constantly moving forward. XB2 I might rebuy again just for all of the hot biches, even Kos Moss & Telos are in it. This isn't unusual, I also bought Three Houses, Mario Kart 8, BOTW, Fire Emblem Three Houses & Mario 3d world at least twice. I didn't keep Mario world though, I should've but all of the non-Donkey Kong platformers just aren't that deep imo and I get bored of the simple fun.
Basically feels like I'm playing kiddy games. If I had kids, I'd just give them all of my nintendo crap that they'd most likely just sell off anyway because what kid actually wants these games anyway? Kids want $100 GTA6 or some other similar trash.
Nintendo is basically Videogame disney where the main audience are actually 40 year Millennial manchildren who are completely enraptured by Saturday morning cartoon character nostalgia.
I was hype for Dustblood, until I found out it was just a multiplayer game.
Kax DaRealEvul told me a day before the direct that Bloodborne was going to be a Switch 2 exclusive.
I was like "Fuck that gay ass faek internet news", who would've thought that it was actually right? It's Bloodborne in everything but name.
Switch 2 had a lot of good games that they showed. Mario Kart World is basically the pitch that I think I had in this thread, when I said that a new Mario Odyssey should let you ride a Mario Kart to get to a new stage as if it were a GTA game. If these games were $60, I'd get Mario Kart World, Donkey Kong Bonanza & Dustblood on day 1. Of course Metroid Prime 4, but I'm already getting that on Switch since I'm not sure if I'll ever buy a Switch 2. I'll mostly get those games from an old friend of ours, Captain Jack Sparrow.
The new Daemon X Machina could've interested me, if Fromsoft didn't revive Armored Core and turned into a pure action game.
This Direct would've been one of the best ones I've seen in years, until you find out how overpriced all of the software & accessories are.
The games aren't even stored on game cards any more. It uses a system similar to PS4 & PS5 where your games are basically useless frisbees that function as a security check.
Switch 2 cost as much as a base PS5, but it's barely as strong as a PS4 lol.
Switch 2 games retail at $70 but Big Name Brand games retail at $80-90.
I still have never bought a single game at $70 and I'm not starting now.
("Yeah because you'll just buy them for $80", nope not that either fuck that.)
LOL they buying Yakuza 0 for $70 when you can buy that game for $5 on Steam & PS5, and have much better performance and graphics. Switch 2 being portable is no longer an argument because StreamDeck is also portable.
I recently bought a 1 tb Microsd only to find out that it won't be compatible with Switch 2 lol.
Fuck Nintendo, they turned out to be even more greedy than Soyny Gaystation & Microdik Suckbox.
PS5 is actually a steal once you get over the price of the system because most PS5 games are dirt cheap.
Well most of the real games that people would actually want to play. Their first party shit is $70+ but only fucking casuals who play games just to watch the cutscenes are into that.
Plus on Playstation, I can finally play games that I've been missing for years like Timesplitters Future Perfect & 2, & Rogue Galaxy. All of them are just as good as I remember.
I was planning to sell the PS5 slim to get a Switch 2 but then the absurd price of the games (which will never go down in price.) made me decide against that. At least the PS5 makes a pretty good blu ray player since it has no games, but honestly most of the games I would want aren't even on Switch like Ninja Gaiden 4 & Virtua Fighter 6 and they won't be on Switch 2 since Switch 2 is basically just ps4 hardware. There's a reason why Switch 2 is only getting Final Fantasy Remake but not Rebirth. Not that you'd want either game, since they're boring grindy bullshit. I don't blame ff fans for hating action games so much when their main exposure to 'action' games is bullshit like Rebirth & Remake.
LOL he likes the most linear SaGa that plays the least like a SaGa game. That's like saying that Contra Force is your fave Contra.
My favorite Saga game and one of my top 10 favorite games in existence, Saga Frontier 2, has finally gotten a release on something other than the PS1.
Sure it's a good game, but it's not Contra and that's what I think of SaGa 2, not a real Saga gaem.
SaGa 2 is just lucky that every Saga made after it is even worse. (Unlimited, Scarlet, Emerald,)
For some reason only their remakes are good these days like Minstrel Song & Romancing Saga 2.
Bruh why you keep saying that when I never said anything about wanting a fucking tomadachi game. I said I wanted Xenoblade Warriors, a new Fire Emblem & Metroid Prime 4. They only showed Prime 4 and that doesn't count since they already revealed it. That direct sucked ass and fuck Kuzunoha Raido, I can't believe people are suddenly pretending that game is good when it's always been ass. Digital Devil Saga 1 & 2 is what you want. Even better would be Devil Survivor 1 but remade with P5 gfx or some shit. That's what I'd want, not trash that pretend to suddenly love just due to recency bias.DaRealEvilone wrote: ↑Tue Apr 01, 2025 5:49 am Switch 2 is coming is the end of gaming or revival one lol , sometimes i just think is time to move on lol or maybe i just want to play a switch one game on it or maybe i will just homevrew it , direct in 2 days , king got what he wants tomodachi life 2 what about me smtiv , shadow of colossus ,
Tomadachi Life was fun as a $40, but I ain't paying $60 for that, just like how I ain't paying $80-90 for switch 2 games. (I might pay $70 for the Donkey Kong game.) It's nice to see that my intuition always guides me in the right direction, I suddenly jumped ship to gaystation 5 back in December where most of its $70 catalog actually only cost about $5-$30 if you buy gaystation games from Amazon or just wait for a digital sale. Even Final Faggotry Rebirth can be bought for like $5 on PS5 and it just came out last year.
I didn't want to return to this goddamn thread, 3 years ago part-nah, I basically just did what I did in that thread
viewtopic.php?t=354
Where I'm just chilling, talking bout what ima bout to do with the expectation that the person reading it would reply, only to get hit with some crazy bullshit about "You betrayed me!" and "I'm just trying to save you!"
Wtf is that? All of that shit sounded unhinged to me. Need to remember, I'm banned from most of the internet anyway so I don't bother to pay attention, understand or even notice what the current over socialized hyperreality is of modern internet. Made me swear off internet for nearly 3 years. Internet sucks ass now, but at least these days there's more & more people now who are aware that Internet Left & Right wingers are annoying as shit and need to be gulagged.
Mr X, well he told me not to say his name so I'll just call him Reducto. Well Reducto for some reason misread one of my posts where he thinks that I'm siding with Commie Chinese over America when if you actually read the context of the post (I don't have it.)
I was actually saying that when given a choice between the Left wing USA vs CCP China, that I'd rather side with the CCP because CCP's rules are less retarded. CCP are hardline jingoists so it's much easier to understand what you're not allowed to say unlike with OpenSociety USA where they just make up new sjw rules every other week which leads to retarded Lefty vs Lefty violence where Leftys are burning the Tesla cars that are mainly driven by other Leftys. When faced with that insanity, of course most people would choose CCP. You're much less likely to suffer from friendly fire by the CCP than you would by whatever remains of the USA Open Society faction. (These losers mostly just ran away back to Europe, continent of the cucks and these EU fucks are doing their best to try and police Japan's culture, hoping for a repeat of what they did to the USA.)
No I'm not a fucking lefty, but nobody sane ever believed that anyway. It's only this retarded site that thought that. Although it did lead to lots of funny convos with actual Lefties who told me straight up that none of those rumors about me sounded believable anyway.
When you live in an Ultra Left state like I do (The only one that Trump was not close to flipping at all.), it's actually common to try and blend in with the other leftys. That's just common sense, look at what these crazy Leftys do to their fellow Leftys that drive Teslas. Now imagine what they'd do to you if they find out that you're not a lefty.
That's what I was talking about motherfucker, but for some reason this Reducto guy always assumes that I'm talking about internet bullshit, and has a hard time comprehending that I'm referring to real world geopolitics that I have to navigate through in real life just due to the location of where I live.
Even Kax claims that he also just tries to blend in when he's around Antifa fags in California, and we all know he's not a lefty. He's just fucking cray cray lol.
one of those Sphere pics I poasted that triggered the fuck out of this forum so much was actually a picture of Ella Freya. (If only I didn't feel forced into deleting them pics, because it'd be funnier now in 2025 seeing the Ella pic that pissed off this website so much, when Ella is basically world famous these days but idiots around here were mad as fuck at seeing Ella.) I used to be extremely extroverted until going though some dumbass bullshit with this site, to where I learned it's better to just shut the fuck up when you're around introverts who don't understand extroverted people don't expect you to over analyze every fucking word you say. We're merely trying to keep the conversation flowing and I'm an ENTP at that, which is a person who will assume roles just to keep the conversation going. Fuck I try talking about Prison economics because I think I'm relating only for the fuckheads around here to make rumors about me (because they don't understand what I'm saying, and seem to think that I'm being literal when I'm using prison slang.) which of course didn't go anywhere, because I don't pay attention to the over socialized bullshit that goes on in the internet.
It's just note to myself, you have to behave in a completely different way when around introverts because they have a tendency to overthink and don't understand that the only thing that extroverts care about is maintaining energy, keeping the convo flowing. This is a problem though because the more you speak, the higher the likelihood that introverts will take you out of context because they're not really paying attention to the in the moment details of the convo. Nah, these faggy bastards are out here overanalyzing some shit that you said months or years ago that you don't even fucking remember lol. The average person doesn't remember the details of interactions from yesterday but introverted fucks expect you to remember chronology from months to years ago, and even then what you said, is devoid of any context and instead replaced with their interpretation of their over analyzation.
That shit is annoying, because I end up having to talk about shit that I wasn't even talking about but since words have completely different meaning depending on the context, the meaning of what I say gets lost in translation. Not due to language barriers, but simply due to the differences that extroverted & introverted people process events, details, & words.
Before fucks get triggered again, this time both of the pics are Ella but one of them is a repost from 3 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/@EraNyan
I said nothing, because Ella wasn't known outside of Japan at the time, although it's ironic that she eventually became somewhat famous outside of Japan after RE4 Demake came out because cap hired her to be Ash.
Capcom actually shilled both Ella (a woman) & the transformer, and I knew in advance that Japan would start doing that because Ella was already popular in Japan, & the other fucker kindsa resembles some Jap historical figures.
It has nothing to do with woke at all, but you can't explain that since both sides of political internet are imo performative and seem to just want to be angered by something that goes against their gospel or at least appears that way.
Ella is extremely racist against White guys lol. (that's sad, hating your own kind.)
She's basically like a younger zoomer version of what I always said "I'd only consider a huwite woman above the station of a pet if they become Japanese." I dunno I said something like that in the old forums.
Sure I don't think like that anymore, mainly because I hate modern Japan and their love for Korean & Modern American bullshit.
It seems that the Jap Boomers alone, are the only group actually trying to keep Japan alive, but it's a lost cause once they're gone in a few years because the avg Millennial Jap is an historically ignorant & cultureless bugman. They brag about being raised by feminists LOL! China doesn't even need to enact revenge on them, because Japs will die out of their own accord due to the faggy useless excuses for men that comprise the Jap Millennial & Zoomer youth.
BTW I'm enjoying Xenoblade X. I wasn't it expecting to to be so damn good. It's one of the best openworlds I've ever seen and its funny to me how these are the same guys who also made BOTW but XCX's openworld isn't copy and pasted maps like BOTW is.
What the fuck happened with Xenoblade 2 & 3? (IMO 3 is the worst. It's like the opposite of 2 where 2 starts out as shit, but finally gets good at the end of the game. 3 starts out good, but then suddenly turns to shit after the Execution scene near the end of the game.)
How are they so much worse than X when X was already Xenoblade, but PERFECTED? About the only con of X is that the story is no longer a focus like it is in 1,2, & 3 but so what? X is a much better game due to it. The XC1 remake should've been remade with X's battle system since X is just a refined version of XC1 combat. X is a damn masterpiece. It's basically like a Battlestar Galatica Stargate version of Final Fantasy 12.
I love how everyone uses guns, and it feels badass to just gang up on alien life and just gun them down.
You can even play as Motoko Kusanagi's English voice actress, so I made my character look like Motoko with long hair.
(Or basically my Miyabi Kagura Holographic Sentient AI character.
)I made Frye look like Batou.
I tried going for the Terminator look but I'm lacking a motorcycle jacket.
LOL Alien thongs
If you ever pondered what's actually going on in American Military bases, XCX does a damn good job of showing to you what it's like. Where they basically have makeshift town centers that resemble USA suburbs.
While in the background you have officers commanding enlisted to do missions within the culture that they're stationed at. XCX mixes several styles of military bases so you see them doing everything from establishing supply lines, reconnaissance intel gathering, and (if it's like base in the middle east or some other shit hole.) missions where they kill or subdue the local populace to establish perimeters.
I was actually wondering why I even bother keeping the Switch around since I don't even like most of the faggy games on the system (Fire Emblem, Metroid & Xenoblade are the only ones I give a shit about and imo all 3 of them would be way more popular if they were on Steam or Gaystation), but XCX reminded me why.
I love this Sci Fi Gnostic Biblical shit, and this time in XCX, its story is basically modeled after Ghost in the Shell and even has her actress as one of the mains that you can choose.
What I find funny about Xenoblade 3, is that game's plot is centered around modern era Prison Planet Alex Jones type of gnosticism but most of the English Fan base don't seem to know that.
It's pretty obvious because the main conflict of XC3 is about people who live in The Eternal Now, AKA people whose lives are completely governed by The Current Thing.
Xenoblade might be the one game that could convince me to get a Switch 2, if a new XC played like XCX anyway.
I just don't understand how you could from a game that's near perfect but then devolve it into whatever the fuck XC2 & 3 are. I didn't even like the original Xenoblade but XCX is a much more refined version of XCX in practically every aspect except for maybe characters since all of XCX's characters seem generic so far except for Elma.
I mained Elma in Xenoblade 2, and she came off like Dante from Devil May Cry in that game. She was so damn OP.
I need to rebuy the Xeno series again, since I sold every single one of them. (I hate the English fanbase.)
At most I should at least rebuy the original Xenoblade since it's the most replayable. XB1 is similar to Final Fantasty 7 in that the story is constantly moving forward. XB2 I might rebuy again just for all of the hot biches, even Kos Moss & Telos are in it. This isn't unusual, I also bought Three Houses, Mario Kart 8, BOTW, Fire Emblem Three Houses & Mario 3d world at least twice. I didn't keep Mario world though, I should've but all of the non-Donkey Kong platformers just aren't that deep imo and I get bored of the simple fun.
Basically feels like I'm playing kiddy games. If I had kids, I'd just give them all of my nintendo crap that they'd most likely just sell off anyway because what kid actually wants these games anyway? Kids want $100 GTA6 or some other similar trash.
Nintendo is basically Videogame disney where the main audience are actually 40 year Millennial manchildren who are completely enraptured by Saturday morning cartoon character nostalgia.
Inoki Stomps Fools!
Va11 Hall-a Faggot: He's such a Chad. I bet he fucks an Asian bitch every night.
CapN Jack: Who the fuk These moFuggaz? :lol:
Va11 Hall-a Faggot: He's such a Chad. I bet he fucks an Asian bitch every night.
CapN Jack: Who the fuk These moFuggaz? :lol:
Re: NintenDOMINATION
I never would have gotten into Saga games if not for Saga Frontier 2. The gameplay, music, the story. They were like nothing else I ever played. Also, I wouldn't really call it linear. It jumps around in time between multiple characters and you can permanently alter certain events in the game depending on things you do. Like, I accidently got Cordelia, or whatever Wil Knights wife is named killed in a mission. I thought I would get a game over or have to restart. Its kept going with her dead. Scarlet Grace is not bad. It doesn't belong on a list with Unlimited Saga or Emerald Beyond. You also left out the Last Remnant. It doesn't have Saga in name, but that was 100% a Saga game.
I don't get the linear vs non-linear argument like one somehow is better than the other. When Zelda stopped being linear and structured, it stopped being memorable. Got back to Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, or even a Link to the Past. There are loads of memorable, defining, standout moments throughout each of those games. Now, what are the memorable, standout moments in Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom??? The on the end of linear you have FFXIII. The whole game was like 1 big hallway until you get to the Calm Lands like area near the end. Linear or non-linear don't matter. What matters is that its done well.
I'm not getting Xenoblade X Remastered. I'm interested in the after story, because the original game ended on a cliff hanger. This is supposed finish that I guess, but I'm not going to play through an "inferior" version of the game all over again just for that. No touchpad functionality, and the stuff the wester audience found unkosher like the boob slider and more revealing outfits have been permanently removed. Unless there is, fuckton of content, like 40 hours worth, playing through it again just for the epilogue isn't work it.
I absolutely hate the redesigns. Elma was originally designed to be a reference to Tel-Os from Xenosaga with her brown skin, white hair and almond shaped, emerald eyes. Who was, herself, a reference to Mary Magdalene.
I don't get the linear vs non-linear argument like one somehow is better than the other. When Zelda stopped being linear and structured, it stopped being memorable. Got back to Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, or even a Link to the Past. There are loads of memorable, defining, standout moments throughout each of those games. Now, what are the memorable, standout moments in Breath of the Wild or Tears of the Kingdom??? The on the end of linear you have FFXIII. The whole game was like 1 big hallway until you get to the Calm Lands like area near the end. Linear or non-linear don't matter. What matters is that its done well.
I'm not getting Xenoblade X Remastered. I'm interested in the after story, because the original game ended on a cliff hanger. This is supposed finish that I guess, but I'm not going to play through an "inferior" version of the game all over again just for that. No touchpad functionality, and the stuff the wester audience found unkosher like the boob slider and more revealing outfits have been permanently removed. Unless there is, fuckton of content, like 40 hours worth, playing through it again just for the epilogue isn't work it.
I absolutely hate the redesigns. Elma was originally designed to be a reference to Tel-Os from Xenosaga with her brown skin, white hair and almond shaped, emerald eyes. Who was, herself, a reference to Mary Magdalene.
The redesign makes her look like Alvis with his tan skin and silver hair. She has needle sized nostrils, rectangular eyes like Alvis with a blue color, thin lips and a more square jawline now.
They expression looks so cold and lifeless now. I'm not feeling it. They also redesigned Lin.
Their faces are so undetailed now. I saw it hinted that they may be trying to connect Elma to Alvis, which means they are retconning the game. The original Xenoblade X was meant to be a completely different universe separate from Chronicles. It also had Chronicles removed from its name to signify this, but Nintendo of America re-added it so people would falsely think they were connected for marketing. Looks like this is being forced into the Chronicles universe instead of being its own thing, now. It was interested in seeing the direction X would go with the big reveal in the ending, but its looking like they are just going to link it Xenoblade Chronicles 1-3 now. No more exploration of the X universe or Mira.