Re: PC Gaming Paradise!
Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2020 10:39 pm
What the fuck is this Hades bullshit that everyone keeps overrating? "BRO GET HADES YOU GOTTA GET HADES BRO!" but then these motherfuckers never properly explain to you why its good. They just say some stupid shit about how it has good gameflow, but don't explain to you why or how, lol.
I checked its Plebbit, and you see nothing but god awful memes that think they're funny. Damn how I really fucking hate modern internet. That Memestubation thread I wrote eons ago, aptly describes modern internet well. It really is filled with brainless retards who just repeat memes in place of an actual personality.
It seems like every year, there's always some stupid Indie smark game, based off of Diablo, Metroidvania & Dark Souls that always gets overrated to high hell as the internet darling of the generation.
Every single time, the game is actually crap or merely average but all of the Pleebbit faggots swear to you that it's actually the best gaem evar!
Shit like Blasphemy, Children of Morta, Dead Cells, and now Hades. This shit never fucking ends, it's like they clone all of these games & then just shill it to Reddit retards who will eat the game up, if it gets enough plebbit likes, AYY LMAO! It's really hard to tell how these games actually play, coz 90% of the fans will only tell you what you'd already know from the marketing department.
You have to actually play these garbage games to finally realize that they fucking suck, lol. I know that's the case for Morta & Dead Ceels since motherfuckers wouldn't shut the fuck up about it so I tried them out, I'm like damn dis game ugly! Gameplay also isn't anything special but it's allegedly the best game of all tiem! Blasphemy just looked awful from the get-go. Hades also looks meh to me, but everyoooooonnn loves it, so you should too!
Yeah I gotta start up a system wars thread which would be a general thread for every game generation (I want to talk about PC-98, which was a computer that had a Sega Genesis sound chip and the most badass osts ever.), coz there's a lot that I want to talk shit about with last gen. Like what the fuck was the point of the PS4 gen from 2013-2020? It had like no games. Nioh is the only game I like, yes I prefer it way more over Bloodborne. Every other piece of shit from last gen was just a remaster from PS2, sold for $60 lol!
PS4 is so shit, that the only games I really played were Overwatch, Paladins & Call of Duty. If I were still on PS4, I would've bought the new Call of Duty BLOPS coz there's nothing else to play. I'd have boought Yakuza 7 too. There's no reason why that can't come to Switch.
I fucking don't understand why people are purposely avoiding the Switch when it's the fucking Gaystation that censoring the shit out of your games. I could understand why Western companies hate the Switch, coz their games can't fit on a Switch card. What's the excuse with Jap devs though?
On Switch, I'm still playing the crap out of tactical shooters like Rogue Company, but SHOCK I'm actually playing games that aren't MP shit on Switch. Granted I mostly just play Nintendo shit. It's not my fault that Nintendo is like the only dev around that still knows how to make games.
The maiden has a double chin now. C'mon man.
It'd be fucking hilarious if Nintendo forcibly bought out all of these Jap chumps like Crapcom & From Software, and then forced them to make the women pretty again. With Bayonetta 2, Nintendo actually got angry when they didn't make Bayonetta pretty enough, so they had to make her sexier, lol.
I checked its Plebbit, and you see nothing but god awful memes that think they're funny. Damn how I really fucking hate modern internet. That Memestubation thread I wrote eons ago, aptly describes modern internet well. It really is filled with brainless retards who just repeat memes in place of an actual personality.
It seems like every year, there's always some stupid Indie smark game, based off of Diablo, Metroidvania & Dark Souls that always gets overrated to high hell as the internet darling of the generation.
Every single time, the game is actually crap or merely average but all of the Pleebbit faggots swear to you that it's actually the best gaem evar!
Shit like Blasphemy, Children of Morta, Dead Cells, and now Hades. This shit never fucking ends, it's like they clone all of these games & then just shill it to Reddit retards who will eat the game up, if it gets enough plebbit likes, AYY LMAO! It's really hard to tell how these games actually play, coz 90% of the fans will only tell you what you'd already know from the marketing department.
You have to actually play these garbage games to finally realize that they fucking suck, lol. I know that's the case for Morta & Dead Ceels since motherfuckers wouldn't shut the fuck up about it so I tried them out, I'm like damn dis game ugly! Gameplay also isn't anything special but it's allegedly the best game of all tiem! Blasphemy just looked awful from the get-go. Hades also looks meh to me, but everyoooooonnn loves it, so you should too!
mean the same was true of the last generation. I have a PS4 which I only used for the Kingdom Hearts games, Bloodborne, Persona 5 and I guess the last guardian, everything else I played on PC.
They didn't even have the decency to release cool collections of old games like they did on PS3, the god of war games, jak and daxter games, ratchet and clank games, metal gear solid games are all stuck on the previous gen despite them already having hd ports lol. Nowadays most of those games run better on emulators than they did on consoles.
Xbox one X I have precisely zero games for because I only bought it as a cheap alternative to a 4k blu ray player. So I only use it to play old xbox and xbox360 games that are backwards compatible (there's not even that many) and other than that it's a streaming machine
There's no way I would get a PS5 or a SeX; the only way that happens is if square enix is still retarded enough to avoid releasing most of their games on PC, so I guess I would nab a used one if kingdom hearts 4 comes out years down the line, I don't care about sony's dogshit moviegames or modern ratchet and clank
Yeah I gotta start up a system wars thread which would be a general thread for every game generation (I want to talk about PC-98, which was a computer that had a Sega Genesis sound chip and the most badass osts ever.), coz there's a lot that I want to talk shit about with last gen. Like what the fuck was the point of the PS4 gen from 2013-2020? It had like no games. Nioh is the only game I like, yes I prefer it way more over Bloodborne. Every other piece of shit from last gen was just a remaster from PS2, sold for $60 lol!
PS4 is so shit, that the only games I really played were Overwatch, Paladins & Call of Duty. If I were still on PS4, I would've bought the new Call of Duty BLOPS coz there's nothing else to play. I'd have boought Yakuza 7 too. There's no reason why that can't come to Switch.
I fucking don't understand why people are purposely avoiding the Switch when it's the fucking Gaystation that censoring the shit out of your games. I could understand why Western companies hate the Switch, coz their games can't fit on a Switch card. What's the excuse with Jap devs though?
On Switch, I'm still playing the crap out of tactical shooters like Rogue Company, but SHOCK I'm actually playing games that aren't MP shit on Switch. Granted I mostly just play Nintendo shit. It's not my fault that Nintendo is like the only dev around that still knows how to make games.
Yeah I was talking about that in the Microshit thread. What's the point of buying Demons Souls for $70 when they made an already ugly game, even uglier? AYY LMAO!Other than that it's embarassing how they're pushing for a price increment on games, while parading around a remake that looks worse than the original LOL! (My old pc can run Demon's Souls at 4k60fps.
The maiden has a double chin now. C'mon man.
It'd be fucking hilarious if Nintendo forcibly bought out all of these Jap chumps like Crapcom & From Software, and then forced them to make the women pretty again. With Bayonetta 2, Nintendo actually got angry when they didn't make Bayonetta pretty enough, so they had to make her sexier, lol.
How good is that? That's on sale on Nintendo Switch. I might get it, but the first one bored the fuck out of me coz they talk too damn much (they talk even more than Fire Emblem 3H does.) and Divinity's dialogue isn't even interesting, lol. I like my tactics games to stay on the pure tactic side like Xcom.he's really into that whole genre, we recently went through divinity original sin 2
