Re: HANA KIMURA IS DEAD!
Posted: Sun May 31, 2020 9:46 am
We're starting a new page with a Badass Theme song, by yet another wrestler who's actually killed someone.
His theme song sounds like friggin Lords of Thunder. Kensuke's incident is pretty similar to New Jacks', except Kensuke killed some dude with his fists.
OEDO TAI HANA, THE BEST HANA


"YOU BLOCKED ME FROM FACEBOOK!? NOW UR GOING TO DIE!"

That's actually part of the lyrics in Hana's theme song. I already miss the hell out of her crazy-ass character.
What's better than a Drunk Bitch? A Drunk Jap Wrestling Bitch!

Sumire Whaazup!
I tell ya what's better. ANCHAMU's ASS!

Stupid corny White-boi internet lurkers "Eww CREEPPY!" She's a wrestler goddamn it, who also does porn lol.
I don't abide by lame ass White-boi rules, where they pretend to not be attracted to women. Jap women are different, they actually want you to be attracted to them. They ain't got that weird Christfag puritan shit going on like the West does.
I want to get Fire pro Wrestling World even though I can't play it on Mac, but there's at least 5 DLC I'd need for the complete experience (No Suda's stupid story mode is not one of them, lol!)
You pay $30 for the base game, which comes with no licensed characters.
You need the $19.99 New Japan Pro Wrestling Collaboration DLC no matter what, even if you only use caws, coz those dlcs provide you with parts & moves that you otherwise wouldn't have unless you bought the dlc.
I want both Stardom DLCs.
The first Stardom has most of the essentials including Mayu Iwatani, Jungle Kyona & Hana Kimura.
The 2nd Stardom pack has Bea, Sumire Natsu (That hot Pornstar looking bitch I'm always posting.) and Giulia who will most likely be Hana's replacement. Giulia is also mixed race, but she's half Italian, so she doesn't get bullied, AYY LMAO!
is nowhere near as captivating as Hana was, nor does she have as high a ceiling as Hana had, but I do see Giulia eventually becoming the face of the promotion like how Hana was.
Some would say that the Stardom DLCs are overpriced at $19.99 a piece and with only about 6-7 characters, but they're worth it if you actually want to make female caws that actually look like pretty girls. Instead of ugly ass trannies, like in FP Returns.
I don't want the Jrs dlc as much, but even that roster looks goddamn good.
Thunder Liger, Tiger Mask, Will Osprey, Marty Scurll, Dragon Lee & I guess Trent Beretta. Half of the characrters who are in the NJPW & Jr dlc are actually in AEW now. Some of the Stardom girls also wrestle for AEW, which is why I believed that Hana was going to go there after she held a title reign with every single belt at Stardom.
The corona virus lockdown set those plans back, and well she's also dead not too. Fucking sucks.
Fire Promoter.
I want this but it's so fucking overpriced.
Just with the four essential DLCs, NJPW, Jr, Stardom & Stardom pack 2, all together that would cost about $105, and that's not even all of the content. It is worth the money though, since FPW has as much replay value as Smash Bros. I already the play the hell out of the English rom of Fire Pro Wrestling Premium Special X, and every FP game is just a more evolved version with much more AI logic customizations, a vastly improved moveset and even more realistic combat which actually feels arcadish once you learn the timing & hit boxes.
The reason why I never bought FPWW on PS4 was coz I thought the girl models are ugly. That's not a problem anymore, if you buy the Stardom packs.
Sumire now has an official model, too bad they didn't use this Sumire look tho. Hopefully her hairstyle is an alternate costume.

EDIT:
MAN MOTHAFUCK!
This game is such a money trap, coz I'd def pay the extra $8 for the Switchblade Jay White, Tokyo Pimp Yujiro, Maori Warrior Toa Henare & Shingo Takagi. DAMN, all 4 of them are must haves.
Well okay maybe not Tokyo Pimp, he's a mid card at best, but he's notable coz of his whores, LOL!

That bunny is Spanish Japanese, but she looks way more asian than I do. It's actually seeing her calling herself a Latina that made me consider identifying more with the Spaniard side since she does, and the only thing spic bout her, is her tan, wavy hair & big ass.

I def need that pack for Shingo's moves though. He has the most badass, & brutal looking moveset of all time. He just does a lot of running clotheslines, but the way he does it looks so explosive & menacing.
Even his theme song makes him sound like he's just going to run up to and run you over with his fists.
His theme song sounds like friggin Lords of Thunder. Kensuke's incident is pretty similar to New Jacks', except Kensuke killed some dude with his fists.
OEDO TAI HANA, THE BEST HANA


"YOU BLOCKED ME FROM FACEBOOK!? NOW UR GOING TO DIE!"

That's actually part of the lyrics in Hana's theme song. I already miss the hell out of her crazy-ass character.
What's better than a Drunk Bitch? A Drunk Jap Wrestling Bitch!

Sumire Whaazup!
I tell ya what's better. ANCHAMU's ASS!

Stupid corny White-boi internet lurkers "Eww CREEPPY!" She's a wrestler goddamn it, who also does porn lol.
I don't abide by lame ass White-boi rules, where they pretend to not be attracted to women. Jap women are different, they actually want you to be attracted to them. They ain't got that weird Christfag puritan shit going on like the West does.
I want to get Fire pro Wrestling World even though I can't play it on Mac, but there's at least 5 DLC I'd need for the complete experience (No Suda's stupid story mode is not one of them, lol!)
You pay $30 for the base game, which comes with no licensed characters.
You need the $19.99 New Japan Pro Wrestling Collaboration DLC no matter what, even if you only use caws, coz those dlcs provide you with parts & moves that you otherwise wouldn't have unless you bought the dlc.
I want both Stardom DLCs.
The first Stardom has most of the essentials including Mayu Iwatani, Jungle Kyona & Hana Kimura.
The 2nd Stardom pack has Bea, Sumire Natsu (That hot Pornstar looking bitch I'm always posting.) and Giulia who will most likely be Hana's replacement. Giulia is also mixed race, but she's half Italian, so she doesn't get bullied, AYY LMAO!
is nowhere near as captivating as Hana was, nor does she have as high a ceiling as Hana had, but I do see Giulia eventually becoming the face of the promotion like how Hana was.
Some would say that the Stardom DLCs are overpriced at $19.99 a piece and with only about 6-7 characters, but they're worth it if you actually want to make female caws that actually look like pretty girls. Instead of ugly ass trannies, like in FP Returns.
I don't want the Jrs dlc as much, but even that roster looks goddamn good.
Thunder Liger, Tiger Mask, Will Osprey, Marty Scurll, Dragon Lee & I guess Trent Beretta. Half of the characrters who are in the NJPW & Jr dlc are actually in AEW now. Some of the Stardom girls also wrestle for AEW, which is why I believed that Hana was going to go there after she held a title reign with every single belt at Stardom.
The corona virus lockdown set those plans back, and well she's also dead not too. Fucking sucks.
Fire Promoter.
I want this but it's so fucking overpriced.
Just with the four essential DLCs, NJPW, Jr, Stardom & Stardom pack 2, all together that would cost about $105, and that's not even all of the content. It is worth the money though, since FPW has as much replay value as Smash Bros. I already the play the hell out of the English rom of Fire Pro Wrestling Premium Special X, and every FP game is just a more evolved version with much more AI logic customizations, a vastly improved moveset and even more realistic combat which actually feels arcadish once you learn the timing & hit boxes.
The reason why I never bought FPWW on PS4 was coz I thought the girl models are ugly. That's not a problem anymore, if you buy the Stardom packs.
Sumire now has an official model, too bad they didn't use this Sumire look tho. Hopefully her hairstyle is an alternate costume.

EDIT:
MAN MOTHAFUCK!
This game is such a money trap, coz I'd def pay the extra $8 for the Switchblade Jay White, Tokyo Pimp Yujiro, Maori Warrior Toa Henare & Shingo Takagi. DAMN, all 4 of them are must haves.
Well okay maybe not Tokyo Pimp, he's a mid card at best, but he's notable coz of his whores, LOL!

That bunny is Spanish Japanese, but she looks way more asian than I do. It's actually seeing her calling herself a Latina that made me consider identifying more with the Spaniard side since she does, and the only thing spic bout her, is her tan, wavy hair & big ass.

I def need that pack for Shingo's moves though. He has the most badass, & brutal looking moveset of all time. He just does a lot of running clotheslines, but the way he does it looks so explosive & menacing.
Even his theme song makes him sound like he's just going to run up to and run you over with his fists.