Xed51 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 17, 2021 2:24 pm
Rondo of Blood is pretty good for beginners because it's one of the easiest ones.
Whenever I'm feeling bored
Or even feeling blue
I think about contrarians
And what it is they do
Not just what it is, though
Also why they do it
I, myself, am guilty
If hypocrisy were beauty, I'd be Jennifer Love Hewitt
Well, 90s Hewitt, at least
The current one fucked up her face
But I digress from this poem's topic
I shall get back to it, at a speedy pace
Contrarianism
Is it humble bragging?
Or like the boasts of a midlife crisis
A Dad in a Hummer, his balls secretly sagging?
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Infamous for its difficulty
Old school, fun but a damned hard thing
Its hardness is fair. It's no Elden RIng
What does he who claims that the game
"is one of the easiest" stand to gain?
He already has respect around here
If I met him in real life, hell, I'd buy him a beer!
But Rondo is widely considered the hardest CV
At least in every magazine to ever belong to me
If it's easy for YOU, that's different and awesome
But to state it with confidence, skilled fakery like an opossum
Or perhaps not fakery
Perhaps it's really the truth
You find it the easiest
The whole series? Pretty easy too.
But me? When I'm bored...
Or maybe feeling down...
I think of the statement that Rondo is easiest
And I burst into laughter like a monkey-toothed clown
Xed51 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 17, 2021 2:24 pm
Rondo of Blood is pretty good for beginners because it's one of the easiest ones.