by Jack » Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:43 am
I can't believe that they're actually going with the true ending of DA Cisquistion, that barely anyone saw, coz barely anyone bought the final dlc, LOL!
You couldn't even buy it anyway if you played Inquisition on PS3. I had it for both PS3 & PS4. I thought the game was shit coz I was playing on PS3 first, but the PS4 version is still shit, and has no fucking music for some reason. The battle music from DA Origins was friggin badass.
The first time I heard that theme, was at the tower before Loghain betrays everybody. It was awesome coz my little Dwarf badass jumped on top of the Ogre, & chopped the Ogre's fucking head off during my first playthrough. It felt like I was seeing an historical figure in action, this is what legends & myths are made of!
I'll always remember my first completed DA Origins game as an Evil King Dwarf. He fucking killed everyone in his entire party except for the Dog, Ogrhen (you can't kill him, but I kept him alive coz he's a fellow dwarf & he's strong.), Loghain & Morrigan coz you can't kill her. Although I did stab her to death in the final dlc, where she teleports away before you see how much damage you did to her.
What's fucked up is that if you recreate your Oirigin save for DA Inqusition, Morrigian just acts as if getting stabbed by my insane Dwarf King was no big deal, lol. She just laughs it off as if it were rough sex or something, lol.
At least that Leliana chick remains in character, and she gets ultra pissed off when you remind her that
my Dwarf King chopped her head off when she betrayed me after I peed on Andraste's ashes, LOL!
That's why I fucking loved DA Origins, you could roleplay as a full blown asshole. Most games don't let you do that. Shit in DA Inqusition, you can't be evil at all. You can't even be anti-hero (Which is what I would be in real life.) You only get to choose between a dicksucking cuck statist who kisses up to the government, or you can be like Commander Picard from Star Trek, and speak far more directly. That's considered the Evil route in Le Current Year Bioware.
I think Mass Effect trilogy was the last game I played where you could be a full blown asshole, but in Ass Effect, you're just straight up evil, killing people for no reason.
Speakign of which, I fucking loved that song.
Damn MA3 sucks ass.
The Evil Dwarf King I had in DA Origins just came off like a hardened warrior who killed anyone who slowed him down.
He killed the old lady healer chick at the Mage's tower coz she attacked him, lol.
Sten was a great warrior, but my Dwarf king cut him down, coz Sten dared question his command.
Sten had reason to though, Sten couldn't understand why we were wasting time saving a bunch of useless villagers, lol.
He killed the faggot elf guy (not because he was a faggot. He died way before the Dwarf got to know him, lol.) by simply walking up to his unconscious body, and stabbing him in the neck.
The Rock chick was my most trusted ally, all the way up until she betrayed me in the Dwarf Underground stage, where I sided with Oghren's wife. Speaking of which, I killed nearly everybody in the Dwarf Kingdom, to cement my right to be the next Ruler of the Dwarves, lol.
In my Dwarf King playthrough, nobody was safe. He was going to kill you whether you were ally or foe.
The only way to stop him is to kill him, but no one could. Dwarf King dude is just too strong. Actually it was Morrigan who was doing all of the damage in nearly every single fight, but that's an inconvenient detail that we leave out.
Alistair ran away from my crew like a faggot, coz I didn't kill Loghain. (Allistair had balls in my game, so I didn't get the chance to execute him since Morrigan & My Dwarf King's influence, turned him evil.)
It's like who fucking cares about you, SOY BOY! Oh man, DA Origins was like made back in the early 2010s, in that game they actually treated Allistair like a full blown cuck and he was the butt of most of the jokes in that game. Allistair is basically Reddit, the character. He has the same stupid sense of humor, the same taint of an actual incel, and he was virgin in the game's canon. I damn sure of it coz I always have Morrigan in my crew & she taunts him about being some sappy virgin nerd.
I have a thing for Goth girls, especially if they're an asshole like she is. She always had something funny to say about the rest of the Dungeons & Dragon geeks that were in your party.
We had an epic Crpg thread at the other forum, and for like over a decade, it was more popular than the Jrpg thread. Then 2015 came along, and the site demographics changed. It also doesn't help that modern Western rpgs are fucking shit. The last one I remember loving the hell out of was Dragon Age Origins. Damn, I fucking loved that game, the lore, everything about it. Too bad every game after Origins is shit. The funny part is that Origins was just ok, but looks better than it actually is coz that's how fucking awful Biowhore games have become since then.
I can't think of any modern Wrpg that's actually good. I liked Witcher 3 for what it was, but I can't replay it coz it's fucking boring and it's barely ever an rpg. If Witcher 3 were Japanese, I bet you everyone would call it out as an Adventure game pretending to be an Rpg coz that's exactly what Witcher is.
I have some fun playing the new Shadowrun games, but that's coz I just ignore the shitty writing and focus on the shooting.
I haven't started Hong Kong yet, coz I had to restart my Dragonfall game. I got all the way up to the end of the game, as a Fist-based Ogre but it's near impossible as melee only. So I restarted the game as a human modeled after Frank Castle The Punisher & he mains the Assault rifle. What cracks me up, is now I'm gunning down people with no remorse. Boom Boom 1 shot, 1 kill! Semper Fi to my Bitch, her name is M16! Rattattat on dat Mutant Ogre scum! That one annoying Human Anarchist faggot who's in your crew? Yeah he has a brother who is in a White supremacist group, I gunned his bro down & I was like whachu gonna do? NOTHING!
First off, Where the fuck do Euros & Ameritards get this thought of a Mass-Contingent of White Supremacy Terrorist Cells from? They don't actually exist in the states outside of Prison gangs, but even then aren't most USA White supremacy groups just fronts for Mexican Cartels? The white boys are basically used as Drug Mules, yet the fucking retarded White boys who be writing this RPG shit, don't know fucking shit about actual crimelife in the USA, FUCK EM! AYY LMAO!
I thought I liked Wasteland 2, but I bought that for 6 bucks recently, and then I deleted it coz the combat was nowhere near as good as Xcom 2.
Now Xcom 2, that game is fuckign good but it's a Tactical Strategy game with some light Grand strategy elements. Honestly I've always prefer Strategy games over RPGS, coz strategy games are rarely ever on auto-pilot. (That's exactly why I hated Triangle Strategy, it felt like it was on auto-pilot.)
In Strategy games, you live or die based off of your own mastery of the game's ruleset. Even better, most of these type of games have permadeath so you pay extra care to a select few troops (I only ever main 3-6 at a time) and let everyone else die, use them as meat shields.
Mount & Blade series is very rpgish & open world, but I think it's considered a Strategy Fighting (It always gets grouped up in the Fighting game section.) game coz it's basically a Grand Strategy game where you live out the life of your avatar character, which is why it feels like an Rpg. Most strategy games have you controlling a faceless commander or god type who oversees all of the action.
In Moutn & Blade, you are the leader. Koei's Uncharted Waters series was like an ancient 80s/90s version of what Mount & Blade is.
I can't believe that they're actually going with the true ending of DA Cisquistion, that barely anyone saw, coz barely anyone bought the final dlc, LOL!
You couldn't even buy it anyway if you played Inquisition on PS3. I had it for both PS3 & PS4. I thought the game was shit coz I was playing on PS3 first, but the PS4 version is still shit, and has no fucking music for some reason. The battle music from DA Origins was friggin badass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6bGYAK1lI4
The first time I heard that theme, was at the tower before Loghain betrays everybody. It was awesome coz my little Dwarf badass jumped on top of the Ogre, & chopped the Ogre's fucking head off during my first playthrough. It felt like I was seeing an historical figure in action, this is what legends & myths are made of!
I'll always remember my first completed DA Origins game as an Evil King Dwarf. He fucking killed everyone in his entire party except for the Dog, Ogrhen (you can't kill him, but I kept him alive coz he's a fellow dwarf & he's strong.), Loghain & Morrigan coz you can't kill her. Although I did stab her to death in the final dlc, where she teleports away before you see how much damage you did to her.
What's fucked up is that if you recreate your Oirigin save for DA Inqusition, Morrigian just acts as if getting stabbed by my insane Dwarf King was no big deal, lol. She just laughs it off as if it were rough sex or something, lol.
At least that Leliana chick remains in character, and she gets ultra pissed off when you remind her that
my Dwarf King chopped her head off when she betrayed me after I peed on Andraste's ashes, LOL!
That's why I fucking loved DA Origins, you could roleplay as a full blown asshole. Most games don't let you do that. Shit in DA Inqusition, you can't be evil at all. You can't even be anti-hero (Which is what I would be in real life.) You only get to choose between a dicksucking cuck statist who kisses up to the government, or you can be like Commander Picard from Star Trek, and speak far more directly. That's considered the Evil route in Le Current Year Bioware.
I think Mass Effect trilogy was the last game I played where you could be a full blown asshole, but in Ass Effect, you're just straight up evil, killing people for no reason.
Speakign of which, I fucking loved that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQy8dqzV56A
Damn MA3 sucks ass.
The Evil Dwarf King I had in DA Origins just came off like a hardened warrior who killed anyone who slowed him down.
He killed the old lady healer chick at the Mage's tower coz she attacked him, lol.
Sten was a great warrior, but my Dwarf king cut him down, coz Sten dared question his command.
Sten had reason to though, Sten couldn't understand why we were wasting time saving a bunch of useless villagers, lol.
He killed the faggot elf guy (not because he was a faggot. He died way before the Dwarf got to know him, lol.) by simply walking up to his unconscious body, and stabbing him in the neck.
The Rock chick was my most trusted ally, all the way up until she betrayed me in the Dwarf Underground stage, where I sided with Oghren's wife. Speaking of which, I killed nearly everybody in the Dwarf Kingdom, to cement my right to be the next Ruler of the Dwarves, lol.
In my Dwarf King playthrough, nobody was safe. He was going to kill you whether you were ally or foe.
The only way to stop him is to kill him, but no one could. Dwarf King dude is just too strong. Actually it was Morrigan who was doing all of the damage in nearly every single fight, but that's an inconvenient detail that we leave out.
Alistair ran away from my crew like a faggot, coz I didn't kill Loghain. (Allistair had balls in my game, so I didn't get the chance to execute him since Morrigan & My Dwarf King's influence, turned him evil.)
It's like who fucking cares about you, SOY BOY! Oh man, DA Origins was like made back in the early 2010s, in that game they actually treated Allistair like a full blown cuck and he was the butt of most of the jokes in that game. Allistair is basically Reddit, the character. He has the same stupid sense of humor, the same taint of an actual incel, and he was virgin in the game's canon. I damn sure of it coz I always have Morrigan in my crew & she taunts him about being some sappy virgin nerd.
I have a thing for Goth girls, especially if they're an asshole like she is. She always had something funny to say about the rest of the Dungeons & Dragon geeks that were in your party.
We had an epic Crpg thread at the other forum, and for like over a decade, it was more popular than the Jrpg thread. Then 2015 came along, and the site demographics changed. It also doesn't help that modern Western rpgs are fucking shit. The last one I remember loving the hell out of was Dragon Age Origins. Damn, I fucking loved that game, the lore, everything about it. Too bad every game after Origins is shit. The funny part is that Origins was just ok, but looks better than it actually is coz that's how fucking awful Biowhore games have become since then.
I can't think of any modern Wrpg that's actually good. I liked Witcher 3 for what it was, but I can't replay it coz it's fucking boring and it's barely ever an rpg. If Witcher 3 were Japanese, I bet you everyone would call it out as an Adventure game pretending to be an Rpg coz that's exactly what Witcher is.
I have some fun playing the new Shadowrun games, but that's coz I just ignore the shitty writing and focus on the shooting.
I haven't started Hong Kong yet, coz I had to restart my Dragonfall game. I got all the way up to the end of the game, as a Fist-based Ogre but it's near impossible as melee only. So I restarted the game as a human modeled after Frank Castle The Punisher & he mains the Assault rifle. What cracks me up, is now I'm gunning down people with no remorse. Boom Boom 1 shot, 1 kill! Semper Fi to my Bitch, her name is M16! Rattattat on dat Mutant Ogre scum! That one annoying Human Anarchist faggot who's in your crew? Yeah he has a brother who is in a White supremacist group, I gunned his bro down & I was like whachu gonna do? NOTHING!
First off, Where the fuck do Euros & Ameritards get this thought of a Mass-Contingent of White Supremacy Terrorist Cells from? They don't actually exist in the states outside of Prison gangs, but even then aren't most USA White supremacy groups just fronts for Mexican Cartels? The white boys are basically used as Drug Mules, yet the fucking retarded White boys who be writing this RPG shit, don't know fucking shit about actual crimelife in the USA, FUCK EM! AYY LMAO!
I thought I liked Wasteland 2, but I bought that for 6 bucks recently, and then I deleted it coz the combat was nowhere near as good as Xcom 2.
Now Xcom 2, that game is fuckign good but it's a Tactical Strategy game with some light Grand strategy elements. Honestly I've always prefer Strategy games over RPGS, coz strategy games are rarely ever on auto-pilot. (That's exactly why I hated Triangle Strategy, it felt like it was on auto-pilot.)
In Strategy games, you live or die based off of your own mastery of the game's ruleset. Even better, most of these type of games have permadeath so you pay extra care to a select few troops (I only ever main 3-6 at a time) and let everyone else die, use them as meat shields.
Mount & Blade series is very rpgish & open world, but I think it's considered a Strategy Fighting (It always gets grouped up in the Fighting game section.) game coz it's basically a Grand Strategy game where you live out the life of your avatar character, which is why it feels like an Rpg. Most strategy games have you controlling a faceless commander or god type who oversees all of the action.
In Moutn & Blade, you are the leader. Koei's Uncharted Waters series was like an ancient 80s/90s version of what Mount & Blade is.
